Yap, yap, yap: “I want my coffee now!” And as we all anxiously awaited, still wakening from the night’s sleep, my Aunt Merle went through the steps to brew us all that first pot of morning coffee. Sally continued to mutter in a low growl – “C’mon, is it coffee yet?” Yes, Sally was hooked… Read More

10. Haven’t slept since the Johnson Administration. 9. Your next-door neighbors often call to complain about the sound of your chattering teeth. 8. Instead of Tic Tacs, you suck on No-Doz. 7. You named your twins “Cappuccino” and “Espresso.” 6. On the way to work you get pulled over for speeding and you don’t even… Read More